If you’ve spent more than 20 minutes in the paint section of a big box hardware store lately, you know what this post is about. There are about ten million paint gadgets out there aimed at separating you from your money by convincing you that they can make painting easier.
Some of them can. Most of them will actually slow you down. Take the Wagner Paintstick:
Sucks.
It was recommended to me by a neighbor. A nice, well meaning neighbor who said that she had good luck painting a ceiling with it. I made it through about 20 minutes of assembly and attempting to get the paint onto the roller evenly before I started rolling. And paint went everywhere because I did it wrong. Then it started bending and developing little white plastic cracks. One use and it was in the contractor bag.
Cheap sprayers are another stupid idea. If you’ve never used a sprayer, you can rest assured that you’ll get the hang of it. After you’ve got your whole house done. Even the entry level “pro” airless sprayers would probably waste more of the average amateur’s time than they save. I shouldn’t even have to tell you, knowledgeable reader that you are, that a paint sprayer with plastic on it anywhere was made to sell to ladies.
I learned the most about painting from going to my local Benjamin Moore store. Not because the guy who runs it claims he was a champion luchador. Because while he was telling me about the totally awesome women’s wrestling league he manages, I got to watch people who paint for a living buy their stuff. Here’s what I learned:
1. Quality is worth the money you’ll pay for it. Better brushes lay paint on better, faster. Don’t even think about those foam things.
2. Get a paint grid and buy a 5 gallon bucket for big jobs. The grid is so much easier to cleanup. You don’t waste much paint, and because you press it into the roller, you’ll get to lay more paint without reloading.
3. Painter’s Comb: They’re under $5, and they will make cleaning up your brushes much, much easier.
4. Extending pole: You shouldn’t stand right underneath the ceiling as you paint it. Duh. I found myself using it when I didn’t even have to. This is why you don’t need a powered roller.
5. Contractor Paper/Resin Paper: For $10 and some masking tape, you can prep a few rooms. Don’t even think about trying to use old sheets, plastic tarp things, newspapers, etc. You’ll tangle them up in your feet and ruin the job.
6. Paint Shield: You can get one for under $15 and they will save you so much taping, and ensure that your trim/detail work doesn’t get screwed up when you do that last touch-up.
Believe it or not, after painting thousands of square feet, that’s all we learned. Painting is work, and no silly plastic thing is going to make it easier. Most things marketed to the do it yourself painter are garbage. The tried and true methods work.
As far as color choice goes, I defer to the lady of the house- but we used mistints on every room except the one we haven’t started yet. Something tells me we’ll bump into that color when we need it.
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